Joe Filey

I have, I've always been told that I've got a big mouth, but I have a bigger personality, but I have a bigger heart, both medically and metaphorically.

Thank you.

Kill Tony, how we doing?

I like that reaction.

That's good.

You know, I've been talking a lot with my friends about having to talk with my dad.

And my talk went way different than all their talks, because like, I sat down and he's like, son, we both know what you look like.

A lot of girls are gonna say no.

And that's okay.

You just gotta get them drunk enough you can hold them down with one arm and cover their mouth with the other.

No, that ain't true.

I would never rape a girl.

I only half raped a girl.

Like, I had a conjoined twin.

And this bitch had two heads.

Well, no, these bitches had one body, I guess you would say.

It was definitely the best of both worlds.

Like, one head was yelling yes, and the other one was saying no, and I was like, what more could I ask for?

The only thing I could ask for more in that situation would be a nugget.

The people laughing, you got fucked up Reddit.