Joe Forte

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2,484 appearances 9 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 15 Sep

Joe Forte’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 9 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 3.

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Sweeney?
Yes, you see, we manufacture a sausage that's twelve inches long and contains twelve different kinds of meat.
Well, what's the advantage?
What's the advantage, Mr.
March?
Just this.
If you're slicing a piece of our sausage and someone comes up to you and says, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.
They're probably wrong.
It may be liverwurst.
Well, if you must know, I've got to get to Hollywood to see my doctor.
Oh, oh, you have a serious illness, do you?
Yes, I suffer from very bad attacks of bakery face.
Bakery face, Mr.
Sweeney?
Yes, you see, under uh my doctor's orders, I wash my face in baking powder and lemon juice.
Well, then what happens?
Why break out in cupcakes?
Mr.
Sweetie, it seems to me that the thing Wait a minute.
What's the matter?
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