Joe Jury

He had a Sky Sport lanyard on.

What did he do for Sky that weekend?

So he was very effective, to say the least.

But I'd just been interested to know, when you went to him with the offering, was there any mention about just drilling beers in the ACC commentary booth or rubbing you downstairs?

No, he was the best of us.

We wanted them.

We did.

We jumped on the grenade.

Like chocolate mousse in Top Secret.

The pre-match V that was presented to us all with all these ex-Canterbury players that gave it nothing.

I was talking to someone from New Zealand rugby who were trying to get them off the field.

And she said it was an absolute nightmare because quite a few of them hadn't seen each other for a while.

So they did the flying V out for the players.

And they were just chatting.

And then you could see them going, they're just ignoring them.

And they're just big units.

They're trying to...

It's quite a Canterbury thing, though, isn't it?

Can't you just get your old trackie top out?

They should have worn the jersey that they made their debut in.