Joe List

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1,715 appearances 8 recordings 5 series first heard Mar 2024 last heard 9 Jul

Joe List’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I mean, this is the only long sleeve shirt.
I did two carry ons. Just two carry ons. You have a school bag and then carry on. I have a duffel and a backpack. To go around the world.
Are you going to like... Two bathing suits, some underwear, fucking... My kimono.
What do you mean?
Of course. Yeah, we'll do laundry the whole way.
I'm a big laundry guy. I don't know if you heard that about me.
I'm fluffing.
No. Picking that up in L.A. No. It's being made right now in Hanoi. It's being made. No kidding.
Wow, okay. But it's all custom-y, nice, embroidery. What, did you send them your sizes? Yep, I had to go and get fitted for the, it's called the, it means, it literally, it literally translates to long shirt.
Throw like a broad.
It's not something I go for, but I've had and not hated.
I am.
I actually like both. Sometimes I combine them. What?
Well, it takes a little off of the sharpness of the miracle whip. It takes a little of the miracle away.
Are you a softball guy? Yeah, I ran the Boston Comedy Softball League. That's right. For like six years or something. I have all the trophies and plaques and my honorary high school diploma because I never graduated high school. You got an honorary high school diploma? Yeah, because I did a talk at the Key West High School. So you got a diploma from a school you didn't go to. Right.
Yeah. It's Key West Prep or something like that.
It was community college. Anyone can go.
I should have led with that. I just was distracted. I just wasn't good at it. I fucking hated it. My home life was falling apart because my dad was crazy. I was living with another family for a little while.
I just stopped going.
My girlfriend was like, you got to get your GED. And so I did that. It was the fucking easiest test I ever took.
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