Wicked Garbage w/ Joe List & Tom Dustin!

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What are the details of the Back on the Block tour?

Tom Dustin 0:00
Hear ye, hear ye, the good people of Pittsburgh and Cleveland. The boys are coming for that Back on the Block tour. We added second shows and they're selling fast.
Dave Trolley 0:08
Yeah, baby. April 14th, we're going to be at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then April 16th, we're going to be at Hilarities in Cleveland. Tickets are going fast. The first show sold out. Second show's now high demand. Get the tickets. We'll see you there. See you there.
Kevin Ryan 0:20
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Tom Dustin 0:40
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Or if you're just a big old piece of trash.
H. Foley 0:54
Trash, trash, trash.
Tom Dustin 0:55
I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new addition. She's out in the backyard burning some leaves. Okay. Getting a head start. Wait, isn't it the spring? Okay. She's a kooky broad. All right. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me, asking a lot of questions about Tootie. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang?
Dave Trolley 1:21
Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available on Spotify now. Go over there and check that out. Part of the partnership or something. I don't know. I'm probably getting screwed somehow. Also, patreon.com. Go over there and get all that bonus content, gang.
Tom Dustin 1:34
Yes, sir, and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredibly special guests here with us today. One is here for the first time. They are the star and director of the brand-new documentary Portrait of a Comedian, Mr. Tom Dustin and Mr. Joe List. Yay! The boys are here. Beautiful film, by the way. Thank you. Thanks, Pastor. We got to go to the premiere. It's going to be in select theaters. And if you're in Philadelphia, it's going to be at the Ritz 5 in Philly starting May 9th. And if you're in New York City, it's going to be at the Quad Cinema starting April 25th. Do yourself a favor.
H. Foley 2:09
Go.
Tom Dustin 2:09
Go and see it. It's beautiful. It's heartwarming. It's funny. It's fantastic. And we have the star and the director here today, and we couldn't be more excited. Yeah, I don't like star. I'm the subject.
Joe List 2:20
I was the subject. Sounds like it's a science experiment. MK Ultra Dustin.
Dave Trolley 2:25
They were doing tests on me at the lab.
Joe List 2:28
No one ever becomes a star because of a documentary. That's not true. This is the argument I keep making. Jared Fogle, he became a big star. No, that's what I mean. The qualifiers are dead or in jail.
Dave Trolley 2:40
You got a lot of stuff coming up. It is fantastic. It was one of those where I saw it and I was like, it stuck with me for like days.
Tom Dustin 2:48
Yes.
Dave Trolley 2:49
It was that well done.
Tom Dustin 2:50
And we had never met you. That was the first time we got to meet you. And you are a legendary figure in the comedy world.
Joe List 2:56
Yeah, I really, really managed to do 20 years of really staying under the radar. Playing it cool. All the comics are like, oh, you're really funny.

What is the premise of the Are You Garbage podcast?

Tom Dustin 3:05
You should be something like that. Mysterious. Not for me. How did this come about, by the way? How did you guys you guys started together in Boston? Yes.
Joe List 3:15
A quarter of a century ago. A quarter of a century. I walked into an open mic night. I saw Joe up on stage. He was hilarious. And he had a really, really hot girlfriend. And I was like, this guy must be doing something right.
Kevin Ryan 3:28
Is that true, Joe List? I had some really, don't judge based on my wife now. What are you talking about? I'll be silly. I used to know. Sarah's a hot ticket herself.
Tom Dustin 3:39
Smoke show.
Kevin Ryan 3:39
We love her. Smart, smoking hot, broad, great body, nice tits, perfect butt. One of the funniest. She's got a great body, buddy. She's got a great body.

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