Joe McCormick
speaker
4,706 appearances
10 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 3d ago
Joe McCormick’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
He is getting out of a taxi cab and going into the airport.
And he's not dressed like a wizard, by the way.
He's he's in fact he to show that he practices black magic, he's dressed all in black.
He's wearing a black shirt, black shoes, black pants, black belt, and has Elvis hair.
So this guy's walking into the airport, and then suddenly from behind him appears the abbot dressed in his orange robes, illuminating uh illuminated from behind.
So he he shimmers with this pious light, and his head is also surrounded by a halo.
There's a circular pattern of rainbow-colored prismatic feathers.
And the abbot calls out to Mai Gusu, who turns and looks at him like, Oh no, I've been.
Caught, and then the abbot holds up in his hand a tear-shaped shard of mirror and then throws it at the wizard.
It attaches to the wizard's forehead and immediately starts to like like sap his black magic and destroy his body.
So the magician starts screaming in pain, and then he starts clutching at his face, which begins to melt and turns into white goo.
Goopy paste, green light floods the scene, and then the wizard starts exploding.
Not in one big explosion, but lots of little explosions, beginning with balloons that inflate underneath his sloppy skin.
And they're all over his arms and his neck and face, uh kind of like an infestation of boils, but they are full on skin balloons which each blow up and pop.
Yeah.
Uh so the wizard collapses to the floor while he's popping all over, popping off.
He collapses to the floor of the airport terminal, he melts some more and screams on the floor, and then he pulls himself up over the top of a bunch of orange plastic chairs.
Uh at which point he has morphed into a different form, that of a withered old wizard with long white spiderweb hair and pale skin and a big black spot.
on his forehead with like long pointy bugle fingernails.
I guess this means that this is Mai Gusu's true form and the Elvis Wizard, uh the guy in black was sort of his glamour spell.
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