Joe McCormick
speaker
4,706 appearances
10 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 3d ago
Joe McCormick’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 10 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 10.
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The abbot, now sitting cross legged on the airport lobby floor, is praying with hands folded, and this keeps exerting magical suffering on the wizard, and then the wizard collapses on the ground, seemingly dead with dry plaster skin, and then out of his mouth something begins to wiggle and
It is a bat.
It is a bat crawling out of his mouth, a bat that lived inside the wizard's mouth, and it's so cute, and it squeaks and flies away.
No no, we're just getting started.
The abbot catches the bat in his hand.
He puts the wiggling bat in his pocket and then goes back to his temple in Thailand.
So like did he get on an airplane with the bat squeaking and writhing the whole way?
What I try to do is faux journal.
I don't know.
Have you guys heard of faux journaling?
Back at the temple in front of a a shrine with a golden Buddha, he does a ritual to defeat the black magic involving a bunch of candles, a dagger, a bell, uh a pink flowering tree branch.
This might be a cherry boss cherry blossom branch, I'm not sure.
Um, but here we begin to see a symmetry.
While the abbot is doing a holy ritual in his holy place, we first get a glimpse into the realm of the anti-holy, some kind of devil's temple.
Somewhere else there is a large room filled with shelves containing clay jars,
And at one end of this big room full of jars, there is a giant shrine to the demons and dealers of black magic.
So we have a roaring bonfire presided over by a statue of a huge winged devil with glowing yellow eyes, four horns around a bald head.
Uh, and note that the fire seems to be basically emanating from the demon's crotch.
And then in front of that, four
Four giant white statues representing hands with curled clutch clutching fingers, and on each hand a statue of some kind of nasty animal.
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