Joe Santagato

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Smosh Mouth · #150 - The East Coast Episode w/ The Basement Yard · 29 Jun 2026 podcast

No, The Miracle of Life. matched

The Miracle of Life, yes. matched

well the first time we were like introduced to sex ed we had it was fifth grade and our parents had to like sign a waiver and our fifth grade teacher the one that taught it was just like an old raggedy German woman so like she was like four foot four but had pipes that could she would scream and you could hear it from blocks sonic boom yeah and so it was like you know she sat us down and was just like yep if you laugh and matched

you're out? matched

And like, it's very, very serious. matched

Like they took it and like, we're like, okay, all right. matched

And then the first, like she opened up the very first class. matched

Like she was, she was baiting us. matched

Like she was trying to get us ready. matched

The very first thing that she said was the penis matched

is just a miracle. matched

And you hear this out of an old German woman's name and him and one of our other buddies were gone within seconds. matched

That's tough. matched

The penis is a miracle out of this woman? matched

Are you kidding me? matched

It's like, you can't even write this kind of shit. matched

The penis is a miracle. matched

I was like, come on. matched

I think I may have looked over at Frank and he was just like, matched

yeah all right which is so like i'm losing it now that's really tough so they kicked you out and you just didn't get to learn about sex at all yeah i think that you just can't do the class anymore so or maybe i was able to do the class i can't remember but shows how much the education did not stick well i think you're just you're way too young you know what's funny about that too and when when we were in fifth grade i don't know if you guys had this at this age but first of all chalkboards matched

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