Joe Santagato

Wait, hold on, time out. You don't get to have that reaction because you're going, oh, I know what you mean. Oh, I know. Yeah, how about my fucking newborn daughters were... That's what I'm saying. You're saying, oh, I know when I'm talking about newborns not looking good. No, most newborns look like aliens. I agree. Greg's newborn. I haven't seen Eleni's.

I fucking... What about my daughters, bitch? They're beautiful children. Go back. To what? When they were newborns. I actually don't remember. If I show you right now, will you give them your beautiful fucking... Because I'm pissed now. Now you got me worked up. Give me the glasses, bitch. Wait, what? Were they beautiful newborns? I don't remember. I don't know what they looked like.

I fucking... What about my daughters, bitch? They're beautiful children. Go back. To what? When they were newborns. I actually don't remember. If I show you right now, will you give them your beautiful fucking... Because I'm pissed now. Now you got me worked up. Give me the glasses, bitch. Wait, what? Were they beautiful newborns? I don't remember. I don't know what they looked like.

I fucking... What about my daughters, bitch? They're beautiful children. Go back. To what? When they were newborns. I actually don't remember. If I show you right now, will you give them your beautiful fucking... Because I'm pissed now. Now you got me worked up. Give me the glasses, bitch. Wait, what? Were they beautiful newborns? I don't remember. I don't know what they looked like.

We're going to have to let this breathe a little bit. You know I'm pulling pictures out because I'm furious now. Now you got me. Now you got me.

We're going to have to let this breathe a little bit. You know I'm pulling pictures out because I'm furious now. Now you got me. Now you got me.

We're going to have to let this breathe a little bit. You know I'm pulling pictures out because I'm furious now. Now you got me. Now you got me.

When you're specifically complimenting other people's newborns, I would hope that you feel similar, if not the same, about my newborn daughters. The baby was born three years ago. Look at that. That's Maeve. Let me see that. Where you are. I can't see. Polaroid. Take your fucking glasses off. Thank you so much. One more, bitch. Now we're doing this. I'm itchy. I don't know why my back is itchy.

When you're specifically complimenting other people's newborns, I would hope that you feel similar, if not the same, about my newborn daughters. The baby was born three years ago. Look at that. That's Maeve. Let me see that. Where you are. I can't see. Polaroid. Take your fucking glasses off. Thank you so much. One more, bitch. Now we're doing this. I'm itchy. I don't know why my back is itchy.

When you're specifically complimenting other people's newborns, I would hope that you feel similar, if not the same, about my newborn daughters. The baby was born three years ago. Look at that. That's Maeve. Let me see that. Where you are. I can't see. Polaroid. Take your fucking glasses off. Thank you so much. One more, bitch. Now we're doing this. I'm itchy. I don't know why my back is itchy.

I'm going to do this. It's going to be a while. Yeah, it's going to. It's not going to be a while. I don't post enough that I can be like, oh, no, where is everything? Really? Because it looks like you're swiping the hell out of the thing over there. Ruby. Ruby. I like Maeve better, but that's a beautiful baby. This is crazy. This is crazy. They were both equally beautiful.

I'm going to do this. It's going to be a while. Yeah, it's going to. It's not going to be a while. I don't post enough that I can be like, oh, no, where is everything? Really? Because it looks like you're swiping the hell out of the thing over there. Ruby. Ruby. I like Maeve better, but that's a beautiful baby. This is crazy. This is crazy. They were both equally beautiful.

I'm going to do this. It's going to be a while. Yeah, it's going to. It's not going to be a while. I don't post enough that I can be like, oh, no, where is everything? Really? Because it looks like you're swiping the hell out of the thing over there. Ruby. Ruby. I like Maeve better, but that's a beautiful baby. This is crazy. This is crazy. They were both equally beautiful.

Yeah, but you have to say that. I'm infuriated right now. No, I don't. That's the thing that's secret is that they don't tell you is that you feel this chemical thing that like no matter what your kids look like, they're beautiful. I believe that. Yeah. I'm on the edge of fucking pure rage right now.

Yeah, but you have to say that. I'm infuriated right now. No, I don't. That's the thing that's secret is that they don't tell you is that you feel this chemical thing that like no matter what your kids look like, they're beautiful. I believe that. Yeah. I'm on the edge of fucking pure rage right now.

Yeah, but you have to say that. I'm infuriated right now. No, I don't. That's the thing that's secret is that they don't tell you is that you feel this chemical thing that like no matter what your kids look like, they're beautiful. I believe that. Yeah. I'm on the edge of fucking pure rage right now.

What are you talking about? I don't know, but I'm there. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm about to be enraged about. First of all, I was making a joke that newborn babies look weird. You agree. I agree. I agree, but not mine. Okay. You can have that opinion. That's fine. You just said it. If you don't have that same opinion, I'm going to throw something. Where are you throwing it? At you.

What are you talking about? I don't know, but I'm there. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm about to be enraged about. First of all, I was making a joke that newborn babies look weird. You agree. I agree. I agree, but not mine. Okay. You can have that opinion. That's fine. You just said it. If you don't have that same opinion, I'm going to throw something. Where are you throwing it? At you.

What are you talking about? I don't know, but I'm there. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm about to be enraged about. First of all, I was making a joke that newborn babies look weird. You agree. I agree. I agree, but not mine. Okay. You can have that opinion. That's fine. You just said it. If you don't have that same opinion, I'm going to throw something. Where are you throwing it? At you.

What are you throwing?