Joe Wheeler

Heating right up.

How good.

How good is going to playoffs, eh?

And obviously I've got a little bit of bias there, having spent three years in the shiny tracksuits at the Crusaders.

Okay, well, do you ask him the last question?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, look, I went and played rugby over at Leicester when I was 19 years old, and our Colts team would play against the A's, and my claim to fame is that they didn't have a blind side.

I was playing prop.

They didn't have a blind side, so I filled in, but basically seven out of their eight

People I played with were all in the England four-pack.

Dean Richards, Neil Beck, Martin Johnson, Cockrell, Garfoyd, Roundtree.

And then there was Rory Underwood, just was sprinting down the wing like a cheetah.

But Dean Richards, unless they had the alphabet on their shirts, and Dean Richards as a massive guy growing up in England against the All Blacks and stuff, and his hands were just massive paws.

He had big paws for hands.

No, no, I managed to escape that somehow.

But, you know, those cauliflower areas, they're not the greatest, are they?

They look like silly putty.

No, no, that was from a shop.

I used to be pretty bad at sleep talking and sleep walking.

So I would sun myself jumping out of my bedroom window and I woke up