Joey Diaz

I'll tell you. Do you not have to go to work tomorrow? Do you have to do all the same shit? That shit doesn't matter to me. I don't give a fuck. Who's on the Epstein list? I don't give a fuck who went to Diddy's house. It's got nothing to do with me. But in today's world, because of the internet, it makes us think it's got something to do with us. It had nothing to do with me, man. It's a show.

I'll tell you. Do you not have to go to work tomorrow? Do you have to do all the same shit? That shit doesn't matter to me. I don't give a fuck. Who's on the Epstein list? I don't give a fuck who went to Diddy's house. It's got nothing to do with me. But in today's world, because of the internet, it makes us think it's got something to do with us. It had nothing to do with me, man. It's a show.

That's what it is. What's a fucking show? I don't want to watch that show. So now I got to wait here 60 years. We've been watching the same footage. He got hit. It clocked back. You know, Lee Harvey out. But now we want to really fuck with these fucking peanut nimble-headed dummies. Well, I want to see what's on there. Then two days later, the Jews did it. Believe me.

That's what it is. What's a fucking show? I don't want to watch that show. So now I got to wait here 60 years. We've been watching the same footage. He got hit. It clocked back. You know, Lee Harvey out. But now we want to really fuck with these fucking peanut nimble-headed dummies. Well, I want to see what's on there. Then two days later, the Jews did it. Believe me.

That's what it is. What's a fucking show? I don't want to watch that show. So now I got to wait here 60 years. We've been watching the same footage. He got hit. It clocked back. You know, Lee Harvey out. But now we want to really fuck with these fucking peanut nimble-headed dummies. Well, I want to see what's on there. Then two days later, the Jews did it. Believe me.

Just worry about paying your fucking credit card bills, you fucking idiot. That's what you should worry about. Did you see what happened this year in this country? Fucking millionaires are selling off fucking property to pay taxes to get capital. Are you fucking kidding me? And people were worried about the fucking Epstein list.

Just worry about paying your fucking credit card bills, you fucking idiot. That's what you should worry about. Did you see what happened this year in this country? Fucking millionaires are selling off fucking property to pay taxes to get capital. Are you fucking kidding me? And people were worried about the fucking Epstein list.

Just worry about paying your fucking credit card bills, you fucking idiot. That's what you should worry about. Did you see what happened this year in this country? Fucking millionaires are selling off fucking property to pay taxes to get capital. Are you fucking kidding me? And people were worried about the fucking Epstein list.

Like, how is it going to change your life who fucking Tom Hanks is fucking in the ass? Who does it matter? And do you really care? At the end of the day, do you really care about that 16-year-old girl? No, you don't. So shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. It's just a fucking show. It's a show. It's a show. It's like I told you about L.A.

Like, how is it going to change your life who fucking Tom Hanks is fucking in the ass? Who does it matter? And do you really care? At the end of the day, do you really care about that 16-year-old girl? No, you don't. So shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. It's just a fucking show. It's a show. It's a show. It's like I told you about L.A.

Like, how is it going to change your life who fucking Tom Hanks is fucking in the ass? Who does it matter? And do you really care? At the end of the day, do you really care about that 16-year-old girl? No, you don't. So shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. It's just a fucking show. It's a show. It's a show. It's like I told you about L.A.

What's that fucking show with the crazy stoner guy, Seth Rogen? Oh, I haven't seen it. The studio, okay? Not a bad show. Not a bad show at all. But I was watching that show, and it let me realize what I hated. Short, small talk. That shit we were talking about before where people just like, well, the other day a contractor came over. I love this guy. Came over to my house, going to do the garage.

What's that fucking show with the crazy stoner guy, Seth Rogen? Oh, I haven't seen it. The studio, okay? Not a bad show. Not a bad show at all. But I was watching that show, and it let me realize what I hated. Short, small talk. That shit we were talking about before where people just like, well, the other day a contractor came over. I love this guy. Came over to my house, going to do the garage.

What's that fucking show with the crazy stoner guy, Seth Rogen? Oh, I haven't seen it. The studio, okay? Not a bad show. Not a bad show at all. But I was watching that show, and it let me realize what I hated. Short, small talk. That shit we were talking about before where people just like, well, the other day a contractor came over. I love this guy. Came over to my house, going to do the garage.

And there was a moment of 10 minutes that it was him and his son and me and my wife. And we're just standing there. And it just takes one guy to go, all right, back to work, everybody. Because if not, we'll sit there for three hours. So how did it feel? Great. How was your trip? How was the hospital stay? Listen, it doesn't fucking matter how my hospital stay was.

And there was a moment of 10 minutes that it was him and his son and me and my wife. And we're just standing there. And it just takes one guy to go, all right, back to work, everybody. Because if not, we'll sit there for three hours. So how did it feel? Great. How was your trip? How was the hospital stay? Listen, it doesn't fucking matter how my hospital stay was.

And there was a moment of 10 minutes that it was him and his son and me and my wife. And we're just standing there. And it just takes one guy to go, all right, back to work, everybody. Because if not, we'll sit there for three hours. So how did it feel? Great. How was your trip? How was the hospital stay? Listen, it doesn't fucking matter how my hospital stay was.

Get in your truck, get the fuck out of here, and I'll get the fuck out of here. I go my way. You know, my wife, I hate her around when people come over. Because she always throw that curveball in. Like, tell them to look at the room. No, they don't need to look at the fucking room. Leave them in the fucking garage. If not, you're going to confuse these motherfuckers.

Get in your truck, get the fuck out of here, and I'll get the fuck out of here. I go my way. You know, my wife, I hate her around when people come over. Because she always throw that curveball in. Like, tell them to look at the room. No, they don't need to look at the fucking room. Leave them in the fucking garage. If not, you're going to confuse these motherfuckers.

Get in your truck, get the fuck out of here, and I'll get the fuck out of here. I go my way. You know, my wife, I hate her around when people come over. Because she always throw that curveball in. Like, tell them to look at the room. No, they don't need to look at the fucking room. Leave them in the fucking garage. If not, you're going to confuse these motherfuckers.