Joey Diaz

You got to assume everybody is confused. You go to a restaurant, you get something wrong. Everybody is not cooking on fucking, you know. It's something I've never seen before. Every time I go somewhere, I'm like, how can they be that stupid? How can they not do this? You go to CVS, there's... Anywhere you go, it's like they're not even training people anymore.

You got to assume everybody is confused. You go to a restaurant, you get something wrong. Everybody is not cooking on fucking, you know. It's something I've never seen before. Every time I go somewhere, I'm like, how can they be that stupid? How can they not do this? You go to CVS, there's... Anywhere you go, it's like they're not even training people anymore.

You got to assume everybody is confused. You go to a restaurant, you get something wrong. Everybody is not cooking on fucking, you know. It's something I've never seen before. Every time I go somewhere, I'm like, how can they be that stupid? How can they not do this? You go to CVS, there's... Anywhere you go, it's like they're not even training people anymore.

They're not even training people anymore. You know, you go to... I went somewhere the other day. I was at the mall. My daughter was on... I go to P.F. Chang's. P.F. Chang's, those type of restaurants, they used to train people. For two weeks, you don't get paid. You're in there learning shit.

They're not even training people anymore. You know, you go to... I went somewhere the other day. I was at the mall. My daughter was on... I go to P.F. Chang's. P.F. Chang's, those type of restaurants, they used to train people. For two weeks, you don't get paid. You're in there learning shit.

They're not even training people anymore. You know, you go to... I went somewhere the other day. I was at the mall. My daughter was on... I go to P.F. Chang's. P.F. Chang's, those type of restaurants, they used to train people. For two weeks, you don't get paid. You're in there learning shit.

It's not like a regular restaurant where they're like, follow Joe Rogan around for a day and then fucking come back tomorrow and you're on your own. Dog, nobody's fucking... They don't know anything. These young kids today don't know anything. Nothing.

It's not like a regular restaurant where they're like, follow Joe Rogan around for a day and then fucking come back tomorrow and you're on your own. Dog, nobody's fucking... They don't know anything. These young kids today don't know anything. Nothing.

It's not like a regular restaurant where they're like, follow Joe Rogan around for a day and then fucking come back tomorrow and you're on your own. Dog, nobody's fucking... They don't know anything. These young kids today don't know anything. Nothing.

They don't care. My friend was telling me his son's got a license for two years. He's home every night. We got a license. We left the house before we had the license. We were driving to New Hampshire. Yeah, we had the car before we had the fucking license. Yeah. But listen, I went to a comedy show and a guy, a comedian, was talking about kids. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that no more.

They don't care. My friend was telling me his son's got a license for two years. He's home every night. We got a license. We left the house before we had the license. We were driving to New Hampshire. Yeah, we had the car before we had the fucking license. Yeah. But listen, I went to a comedy show and a guy, a comedian, was talking about kids. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that no more.

They don't care. My friend was telling me his son's got a license for two years. He's home every night. We got a license. We left the house before we had the license. We were driving to New Hampshire. Yeah, we had the car before we had the fucking license. Yeah. But listen, I went to a comedy show and a guy, a comedian, was talking about kids. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that no more.

Because that's all of us. We all talk about when I was fucking 40. Right. When I was 28, you know, I did this and I did that. Right. But these kids today are different and I've accepted it. I've accepted it in my neighborhood. When I went back, I was pissed for a few fucking months. How come? Because there's no kids playing. There's kids all over my fucking street.

Because that's all of us. We all talk about when I was fucking 40. Right. When I was 28, you know, I did this and I did that. Right. But these kids today are different and I've accepted it. I've accepted it in my neighborhood. When I went back, I was pissed for a few fucking months. How come? Because there's no kids playing. There's kids all over my fucking street.

Because that's all of us. We all talk about when I was fucking 40. Right. When I was 28, you know, I did this and I did that. Right. But these kids today are different and I've accepted it. I've accepted it in my neighborhood. When I went back, I was pissed for a few fucking months. How come? Because there's no kids playing. There's kids all over my fucking street.

And my little cult is back there. I got like eight fucking kids. Mr. Softy comes. We're the only ones out there. Four in the afternoon. Where are the fucking kids?

And my little cult is back there. I got like eight fucking kids. Mr. Softy comes. We're the only ones out there. Four in the afternoon. Where are the fucking kids?

And my little cult is back there. I got like eight fucking kids. Mr. Softy comes. We're the only ones out there. Four in the afternoon. Where are the fucking kids?

Nah, there's a lot of safe neighborhoods where kids don't play. Our neighborhood wasn't that safe, but in unity there is strength.

Nah, there's a lot of safe neighborhoods where kids don't play. Our neighborhood wasn't that safe, but in unity there is strength.