Joey Votto

My parents had a restaurant for five years, and it brought me back to when I was seven years old, being told to sweep this up and mop this up and carry that bucket.

And I didn't say anything for the five weeks, and it wasn't until the end that I thanked them, and I shared what I did for a long time.

And then you went surfing in Sri Lanka.

How was the surfing in Sri Lanka?

fantastic the best but i've been all over i've surfed in ireland i surfed in portugal spain japan i've surfed all over the world so wait surfing in ireland fantastic real like best it's my favorite place actually it's because the the traffic is if there's so there's much less people there and the conditions are excellent yeah ireland's great are you doing a tv show about your travels

No, why?

I've got nothing to say.

I'm not that interesting.

This is my best moment in life right here exchanging with you.

Wait, wait.

You're the most interesting man in the world.

Forget the guy on the Dos Equis commercial.

No, no, I didn't do.

I don't think it's a good idea to do that.

And really, I don't think anyone's interested.

I am.

I was fascinated when I saw that you were all over the world doing all these great things.

And, you know, you spent 17 years in the major leagues.

So probably add another five or 10 to that where you didn't get to do these things.

And a lot of athletes are that way after they retire.