John D. Ruddy
👤 Speaker
179
total appearances
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Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
I used to sit beside him every day.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
I feel a pencil story coming on.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
One day, I stuck a pencil in his eye.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
By mistake, of course.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
And the teacher said it was only an accident and accidents happen.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
But his mother, the old battle axe, beat me up and down the street with an extendable ruler.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
She only hit him once.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
She skint me.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
I never forgot it.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Toilet roll, Courtland!
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
A sixteen pack.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
God in heaven, dog.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Give me a break.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Here we are, Cortland.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Not too bad fancying yourself.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Sure could always be worse, Cortland, Fancy says, unconvincingly.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
I'll be off, Fonzie.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
Take it easy.
Drama On One
Nothing Ever Happens Around Here by Robert Barrett
I'll take it any way I can get it.