John D. Ruddy

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202 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 4 Sep

John D. Ruddy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Slipper Kenny.
Suddenly?
Johnny Kenny was in my class in school.
I used to sit beside him every day.
I feel a pencil story coming on.
One day, I stuck a pencil in his eye.
By mistake, of course.
And the teacher said it was only an accident and accidents happen.
But his mother, the old battle axe, beat me up and down the street with an extendable ruler.
She only hit him once.
She skint me.
I never forgot it.
Toilet roll, Courtland!
What?
A sixteen pack.
God in heaven, dog.
Give me a break.
Here we are, Cortland.
Not too bad fancying yourself.
Sure could always be worse, Cortland, Fancy says, unconvincingly.
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