John Densmore

It's from the New York Times annual Easter candy ranking list.

Do you want me to read all 17 or do you want me to just cut to the chase?

Okay.

It's not.

I mean, I agree with you, but they have put that at number nine.

But I have, but, but Cadbury cream egg is number 11.

I thought that would have ranked higher.

Does it get all over your face or something?

Oh.

But imagine if someone could ejaculate Cadbury cream.

M&M's Easter egg is number eight.

Daniel's proposal to me involved a trip to see – he was trying to get me down to Corona Del Mar where we had gone on our first date.

And he had to come up with some reason that we had to be in that area.

And so my mom texted me, could I pick up something at See's?

And here's the thing.

I had to pee like more than I've ever had to pee, which really put a damper in the romance of it all.

And I was like, my mom wants me to do this, blah, blah, blah.

And he's like, oh, it'll be no problem.

It'll be fast.

Everyone assured me because I was resisting the Seas trip.