John Gruden
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989 appearances
13 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 25 Mar
John Gruden’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I was wearing his bib. We were meeting fans, taking pictures. And the tournament director came back and he says, Mr. Daly, you got 15 minutes to get in position. We're going to play four or five more holes before it gets dark. So we go up and hit balls. And Daly looks at me and he says, well, you're wearing the bib. Let's go.
So I carried his bag, and I had been in this hooter owl nest drinking a few beers. I had to pee like a rhinoceros. And I got this bag, and there's like 14 Diet Cokes in there, an umbrella thing weighed 100 pounds. And we're on like the 16th hole. I only did it for three holes. I'm like the 16th hole. I... Do caddies pee on the course? I don't know.
So I had to go pee. And then we come up on the 17th hole where the owl's nest was. That's one of the holes we played. And all my friends had stayed around. Everybody was gone. There was no fans left. And the fans started going, caddy, caddy. I said, I'm going to get ripped for this. And sure enough, on the Golf Channel, they destroyed me for not having any etiquette and not having any.
How did you do with the club selection? How did John Daly shoot in those last holes? I can't remember. I was nervous, but I did not get near the green. I just stayed over there by the bag. I didn't try to go up there and read putts or anything like that. That was a great experience.
That's awesome. The owl's nest.
All right, well, Coach, we're excited for everything we've got coming up with you and Barstool. People are going to listen to this on Friday, but the stream tonight is. I don't think you're ready, just so you know, and this could look stupid in retrospect. I don't think you're ready. PFT is a diehard Commanders fan, but he's a respectable football watcher. The mutant we have in that booth, Max.
Yeah, I've heard about Max.
Yeah. He is going to shock you with some of this stuff, and you're probably going to see his ass crack. He has a problem with his ass crack.
Yeah, I've seen a lot of that in Philadelphia.
Yeah, but he might cry. He might scream. He's Italian. He's fiery. He might spit on you accidentally. He might spit on you. Yeah, you might have to wear a poncho or something.
Max, control yourself, Max. Don't peak too early, man. We got plenty of time before kickoff.
He said he's good for now, but once the whistle blows, he's ready to go.
I'm going with the Philadelphia Eagles, 27-20.
Hank does not count. All right, well, thanks so much, Coach. Thank you, guys. Love you.
Okay, let's wrap up Firefest of the Week. Henry...
So the midlife crisis, you think this car will fix it?
But you also think it might... If it... Here's... That's why... It won't.
If you think it will fix it, you should do it. If you think it will just be like, shit, I got the car and I still can't find happiness in my heart, then we got other issues.
Have you been grumpy lately?
You should have said I think so, yeah.
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