John Gruden
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989 appearances
13 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 25 Mar
John Gruden’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I don't think you've been that grumpy recently. I do think you're going through a midlife crisis. The problem with the car purchase, which I'm fully supportive of because I want you to be happy, is that if you buy it and then you're still going through the midlife crisis, what's next?
Whereas if you just don't buy it, you could always be like, oh, well, maybe the car would have fixed it.
Oh, hell yeah. Test driving is so much fun.
Also, Elise does not make financial sense.
People were saying Steve Will Do It's going to give you a Lambo. I heard Hank's doing a Porsche. Who said Porsche?
I don't think this is going to solve anything, but I'm supportive. Of course it's not going to solve anything, but it could be fun. Because I drive a nice car, but I don't even think about it. You know what I mean? It's not like I'm happy every time. You drive a nice car, not a sick car. Okay. All right. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. I got to get a new lease. Yeah. Damn. Damn. All right.
All right.
What if you got like a Subaru?
Well, I also, I mean, I do have. I'm shopping around. I do have three car seats in my car. So that lowers the sickness factor of it.
All right. We'll see.
No, you're going to do it. You're test driving cars. Are you going to multiple dealerships? No. Oh, because I was going to say the best part about getting a new car and test driving cars is you go like... Is my leasing thought correct?
Yeah, but it doesn't... Wait, what do you mean you get credit?
But it's stupid.
That's what I was going to say. I lease a car, but I know it's stupid financially, but I like to be like, I could have a new option in two and a half years.
Well, what I was saying is, Hank, you need to go to a couple dealerships. You need to go to a place where you know you're probably not going to buy it just so you can negotiate because it's so awesome negotiating at a car dealership knowing that you're probably not going to buy that car unless they just go crazy low.
Get me another soda. I only bought a new car like me twice, but whenever I've done it, I've had my options. It's like one through five and the fifth one I'll go and I'll be like, if they offer me this deal, I'll do it. And it's a crazy deal. And it's the best.
All right, PFT, your fire fest?
That's such a good clip.
He's just talking to a kid about death.
Love that.
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