John Gruden
speaker
989 appearances
13 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 25 Mar
John Gruden’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, he's all the way back. Okay, my fire fest is, I think there's a word for it, karma. Everyone in my house has been waking up at 545 in the morning since something happened two weeks ago. What happened two weeks ago? We changed the clocks. Oh, yeah. Stella, all three of my kids, every fucking morning, I've been getting up so goddamn early. So I deserve that.
Why don't you get blackout curtains? Dude, we have everything. There's nothing. I changed the fucking lights. I changed what time the thing goes off. We changed the thing going off in my son's room until 6.30. He still came in at 6.30 this morning and said, hey, my light changed. Can I play? And I said, yeah. And then he goes back, and I don't go back to sleep.
Can somebody explain to me why we changed the clocks? Well, I'll let you know when we do it on Saturday night. Okay.
But I'd rather go to work in the dark and have it be light when I get out of work.
That'd be a lot better. Yeah, I'm living in hell. We have not adjusted in my house. I'm living in Arizona or that little part of Indiana. We just haven't changed it.
Okay. Max, you got something?
Oh, why? It's not like you're pitching against... A really good team.
I think we should post a picture after with the team we pitched so people get hyped up.
Well, good news is you do have four outfielders, so that's a little bit of an advantage.
The bad news is the four outfielders are me, Brandon, Hank, and Jerry.
Well, I don't know.
Brandon's gotten in better shape, but Brandon also could easily, like the sun better not be out that day. Brandon doesn't do well outside. Yeah. Where do you want us positioned? Me and Hank in center? Yeah, I guess. Center right and center left?
And then Jerry and... Jerry. And PFT's catching. Jerry played baseball.
How mad are you going to be if we drop an easy one?
No, I don't want to. I want to look good.
So I'm not.
And also, it sucks, BFT, because it's also scary about foul balls.
Yeah, because a comebacker hitting you in the ass would be very funny. A comebacker hitting you in the head would not be funny. I need one of those softball helmets. Also, you know what? No, I'm not going to put bad vibes out there. What? If a comebacker hit you and you have to go to the hospital, we're still going to come back to Chicago at the allotted time. This is this guy.
No, it's actually not a worry. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, no, it's not a worry. Can we set?
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