John Mellencamp
👤 Speaker
1985
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
You don't think I'm capable of love?
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
No, I'm not saying that at all.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
I'm just, I don't ever hear you talk about it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
I don't talk about it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
I'm not even talking about it now.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Well, let's talk about it for a little bit.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
No, let's talk about yours.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Hold on for a second.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
But if you're a furry, what does that make you?
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Okay, well, hold on.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Stop.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Your imagination and not doing it.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Can I help you with something?
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Yes.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
When the word but shows up in a conversation, Bill, the next following sentence is generally a lie.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
So...
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Change the word but to however.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
There you go.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
I'm going to be watching the show, and if I hear you say butt, I'm just going to text you.
Club Random with Bill Maher
John Mellencamp | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bing, bing.