John Mulaney
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My son, it's really weird because as bitchy as my daughter is, my son is sweet.
They both have their separate baths.
And a couple nights ago, I went to climb in to Natalia's bed.
And I said, I'm going to lie down with you, Natalia, and give you a little cuddle before you go to bed.
And she said, no, no, get away, get away.
She pushes me, and she's fucking with me.
Get away, get away.
And I hear this little voice.
It's Sonny's voice coming from the other side of the room.
He's on his bed.
And he said, Daddy, I'll love you.
You little shit.
You're getting a bicycle and college.
Yeah, have fun at Pierce, bitch.
So I got out of bed.
I went and cuddled with Sonny.
And Sonny's just a lover.
And he just thrives on it.
He just hugs and he gives you kisses and he tells you how much he loves you.
And, you know, he comes in in the morning on a weekend and climbs into bed with Pops.