John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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You little shit.
You're getting a bicycle and college.
Yeah, have fun at Pierce, bitch.
So I got out of bed.
I went and cuddled with Sonny.
And Sonny's just a lover.
And he just thrives on it.
He just hugs and he gives you kisses and he tells you how much he loves you.
And, you know, he comes in in the morning on a weekend and climbs into bed with Pops.
I give him the spoon.
I give him the, you know, lay down and we cuddle and all that kind of stuff.
So I said, no, no, I sleep in the nude.
So I said, so I was, you know, Natalia fucks with me and she knows what she's doing now.
She's getting a little rise.
I mean, you know, she's having fun.
She's almost four.
And she does a lot of like, you know what, daddy, I don't love you as much as Olga and all that kind of stuff.
And she's like fucking around.
And by the way, I'm recording all this shit because at some point,
At some point, she's going to be bitching to her friends, her therapist, and she's going to go, you know what?