John Mulaney
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Sonny was always Daddy's favorite.
And Daddy always paid more attention to Sonny.
And Daddy, and chicks do this all the time, Daddy would always come in at night, he'd look at both of us, and then he'd climb into bed with Sonny.
Bullshit!
I'm recording this so she can hear it.
I tried to fucking snuggle you, and you kicked my ass out of your mini bag.
She wanted none of me.
Told me to go fuck off and snuggle with Sonny.
She did to me a bunch of times.
So now we're sitting around at the dinner table last night, and we're sitting around with Jodi, and I said, kissing Sonny, you know, in Italian, she pushes away.
No, no, no, she thinks it's funny.
And I said, Sonny cuddles with Daddy.
He spoons with Daddy.
And then Jody said to Natalia, does Daddy, do you spoon with, do you cuddle with Daddy too?
And she said, no, no.
And then Jody said, why not?
Why don't you cuddle with Daddy?
And she said, because he farts.
He makes farties all the time and loud.
And it is true.