John Mulaney

I give him the spoon.

I give him the, you know, lay down and we cuddle and all that kind of stuff.

So I said, no, no, I sleep in the nude.

So I said, so I was, you know, Natalia fucks with me and she knows what she's doing now.

She's getting a little rise.

I mean, you know, she's having fun.

She's almost four.

And she does a lot of like, you know what, daddy, I don't love you as much as Olga and all that kind of stuff.

And she's like fucking around.

And by the way, I'm recording all this shit because at some point,

At some point, she's going to be bitching to her friends, her therapist, and she's going to go, you know what?

Sonny was always Daddy's favorite.

And Daddy always paid more attention to Sonny.

And Daddy, and chicks do this all the time, Daddy would always come in at night, he'd look at both of us, and then he'd climb into bed with Sonny.

Bullshit!

I'm recording this so she can hear it.

I tried to fucking snuggle you, and you kicked my ass out of your mini bag.

She wanted none of me.

Told me to go fuck off and snuggle with Sonny.

She did to me a bunch of times.