John Mulaney
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But, like, what are you supposed to say?
You know, oh, she's such a liar.
That bitch lies, man.
Like, you know, kids don't really lie too much.
Obviously, Daddy does make a lot of farties.
Every damn night.
No trouble outing me.
She's all in.
Yeah, lots of farties.
Daddy makes big farties, lots of farties.
That's a little embarrassing.
Yeah, well, she takes the snuggling, she pushes it back on me.
She makes it my fault.
Right, right, yeah.
Yeah, so Sonny's a... He's a sweet, sweet boy.
A puss, but a sweet, sweet boy.
Well, she is...
One of the traits that I think women learn fairly early on is you want something from me that has some currency.
Not so fast.