John Mulaney
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Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So now we're sitting around at the dinner table last night, and we're sitting around with Jodi, and I said, kissing Sonny, you know, in Italian, she pushes away.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
No, no, no, she thinks it's funny.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And I said, Sonny cuddles with Daddy.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
He spoons with Daddy.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And then Jody said to Natalia, does Daddy, do you spoon with, do you cuddle with Daddy too?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And she said, no, no.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And then Jody said, why not?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Why don't you cuddle with Daddy?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And she said, because he farts.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
He makes farties all the time and loud.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And it is true.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
But, like, what are you supposed to say?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You know, oh, she's such a liar.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That bitch lies, man.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Like, you know, kids don't really lie too much.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Obviously, Daddy does make a lot of farties.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Every damn night.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
No trouble outing me.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
She's all in.