John Mulaney

Yeah, lots of farties.

Daddy makes big farties, lots of farties.

That's a little embarrassing.

Yeah, well, she takes the snuggling, she pushes it back on me.

She makes it my fault.

Right, right, yeah.

Yeah, so Sonny's a... He's a sweet, sweet boy.

A puss, but a sweet, sweet boy.

Well, she is...

One of the traits that I think women learn fairly early on is you want something from me that has some currency.

Not so fast.

It's in certain cultures, and it's in a lot of women, which is, you know, it can be argued it's good and it's bad.

But the point is when he finds out I want to do something with him,

He wants to please me.

But not only that, if it's something that he enjoys, then he's down with it.

So if I say to Sunny, hey, I want to cuddle, and Sunny wants to cuddle, then that's win-win.

If I say to Natalia, I want to cuddle, not so fast.

Now, I want something from her, and she's aware of that, and that has its currency.

Do you see what I'm saying?

And there's a lot of human beings that are that way, too, just as adults, where you go, hey, I got an idea.