John Mulaney

It's in certain cultures, and it's in a lot of women, which is, you know, it can be argued it's good and it's bad.

But the point is when he finds out I want to do something with him,

He wants to please me.

But not only that, if it's something that he enjoys, then he's down with it.

So if I say to Sunny, hey, I want to cuddle, and Sunny wants to cuddle, then that's win-win.

If I say to Natalia, I want to cuddle, not so fast.

Now, I want something from her, and she's aware of that, and that has its currency.

Do you see what I'm saying?

And there's a lot of human beings that are that way, too, just as adults, where you go, hey, I got an idea.

You want to sit by the window.

I want to sit by my wife.

How about we swap seats?

Wait a minute.

You want something from me.

And even though I want to sit by the window and I don't give a shit, I'm not going to let this opportunity go past because all of a sudden you want something from me.

It has a lot more value.

And when you have those sales at the department store and you see the women fighting over the last handbag, it's always women.

It's never two dudes holding a crescent wrench and arguing over the last one of those.

It's a feminine thing.

She clearly, she's much more intelligent than my son is.