John Mulaney

Right.

And was there anyone you worried about in the Eagles that was going to go out on stage and be higher than you?

No.

OK.

So you had the market.

I mean, like you were like, they got to worry about me being high, but I don't have to worry about them being high.

Well, we all had to worry about each other.

You know, I mean, we just had a gentleman's agreement that you don't you don't go there.

Do your job out on stage, and then after you get off stage, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah.

What were the wildest times?

Like, what were the wildest years?

To me, I always tell everyone the best time to be around, and especially in a rock band, is pre-AIDS, mid-Coke.

Mm-hmm.

Because Coke was, like, good for you, AIDS didn't exist, and you're in a band.

Yeah, and smoking was good for you, too.

Smoking was good for you.

Not only that, it was like, if someone was taking a picture of someone and they went, like, where's your cigarette?

And they went, I don't smoke.

Here, hold this cigarette.