John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
How many people showed up?
I don't know.
The Sultan and his girlfriend?
It was outside.
Oh, so a whole... And it was at night, so... Yeah, you couldn't tell.
I started counting, but I... Ran out of fingers?
Well, I just... You can only see so far.
I like that.
A lot of heads.
Sea of humanity.
Good times.
It was good.
See, I always think you're just playing for, like, the Sultan of Dubai or whoever, Dubai.
Like, I always think he's put some sort of, you know, like... Like his 16-year-old daughter is having a super sweet 16 thing.
And he just walks in and he's like, this is an exact replica of CBGB's.
And then he pulls the fucking curtain and it's exactly the same, like, down to every single dimension.
Now put this outfit on from 1973 and play for my daughter.