John Mulaney

Actually, after we'd gone to Poo Poo City, I talked to Sarah Silverman about this and she got me the little preemptive strike.

Like, first off, I don't think I'm going to watch it.

It feels weird to me.

Yeah, because I feel like I know her so well and I'm so friendly with her.

And I want to say that I didn't see it.

On the other hand, I don't want to say I didn't support you in your independent movie.

Right.

So here's what I'll do.

Compromise.

I'll watch it.

I'll not beat off to it.

More than 10 times, let's say.

All right, that'll be it because I'll see Sarah and I'll see Kevin Nealon.

I'll see Jimmy Kimmel, Todd Glass, Jeff Ross, Patton Oswalt coming up, by the way, next Wednesday, May 2nd for Project ALS and tickets available.

You can get them at adamcarolla.com.

She said to me, which is kind of weird, she said, I didn't really groom too much down there, and I didn't really get in the greatest shape.

It was kind of a spontaneous thing, and we wanted to seem real, and...

It was kind of like she was sort of saying, don't expect a Playboy spread.

Right.

Yeah.