John Mulaney
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I went to high school in Montclair, New Jersey, outside of New York.
And I played clarinet for a while, one of those horrible metal clarinets.
Just high as a kite, playing that clarinet in the marching band, beat out of your brain.
No, no, no.
Bolivian shale, 14 years old.
Not in step with the rest of the band.
So then I played oboe for a while.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
I got a lot of attention.
Ah, chicks love an oboe.
No, as a matter of fact, it occurred to me I'm never going to get any chicks playing oboe.
So I decided to play guitar.
And I didn't get any chicks doing that either, but I had a lot more fun.
And first band then.