John Oliver

Our own Vance DeGeneres has been camping out with the fans, soaking up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We now continue with Star Wars, the obligatory coverage. Yes. Vance, how's it going out there in Hollywood? Are you getting the Star Wars fever, Vance? Vance DeGeneres? Vance! What? Vance, are you all right? What happened to your clothes and your hygiene?

Our own Vance DeGeneres has been camping out with the fans, soaking up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We now continue with Star Wars, the obligatory coverage. Yes. Vance, how's it going out there in Hollywood? Are you getting the Star Wars fever, Vance? Vance DeGeneres? Vance! What? Vance, are you all right? What happened to your clothes and your hygiene?

Vance, I had no idea this was going on. What about the other fans in line? How are they holding up? Are they gonna be able to hang on for the opening of the movie? Movies? We sent you out there to cover the opening of Star Wars movie.

Vance, I had no idea this was going on. What about the other fans in line? How are they holding up? Are they gonna be able to hang on for the opening of the movie? Movies? We sent you out there to cover the opening of Star Wars movie.

Concentrate, Vance. We heard a rumor George Lucas himself is gonna be at the Chinese Theater for the first showing of the film. That's exciting, isn't it?

Concentrate, Vance. We heard a rumor George Lucas himself is gonna be at the Chinese Theater for the first showing of the film. That's exciting, isn't it?

Well, Vance, can you tell us anything about... Vance, can you tell... Vance? I... Uh... Well, tomorrow, hopefully, we'll have an actual report on the movie from Vance DeGeneres. Vance DeGeneres, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, here it is. Day 52 of our obligatory Star Wars coverage. Nine bucks. New Star Wars movie premieres, fans say, better than Spaceballs.

Well, Vance, can you tell us anything about... Vance, can you tell... Vance? I... Uh... Well, tomorrow, hopefully, we'll have an actual report on the movie from Vance DeGeneres. Vance DeGeneres, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, here it is. Day 52 of our obligatory Star Wars coverage. Nine bucks. New Star Wars movie premieres, fans say, better than Spaceballs.

Following a barrage of hype that makes you wistful for the soft sell of Titanic, fans gathered for the midnight opening of Star Wars, allowing George Lucas to finally pay off his student loans. Excited fans staged these unbelievably realistic lightsaber battles, recreating the classic scene where two Jedis fight over an $8 milk dud. The fans were out in mass.

Following a barrage of hype that makes you wistful for the soft sell of Titanic, fans gathered for the midnight opening of Star Wars, allowing George Lucas to finally pay off his student loans. Excited fans staged these unbelievably realistic lightsaber battles, recreating the classic scene where two Jedis fight over an $8 milk dud. The fans were out in mass.

Let's hear from one of the more well-adjusted ones now.

Let's hear from one of the more well-adjusted ones now.

I don't want to say anything, but I think that's my accountant. Across the nation, films started late due to the extra time needed to create aisle space for all the lizard terrariums, clarinet cases, and unwieldy retainer boxes. Welcome back to the program. This past Sunday was a banner day for fans of the Star Wars series.

I don't want to say anything, but I think that's my accountant. Across the nation, films started late due to the extra time needed to create aisle space for all the lizard terrariums, clarinet cases, and unwieldy retainer boxes. Welcome back to the program. This past Sunday was a banner day for fans of the Star Wars series.

As Fox aired the first glimpse of the latest installment of the saga, Attack of the Clones. Joining us now, our resident expert in all things science fiction, Stephen Colbert. Stephen, you've worked with Bradbury, with Huxley, understudied many of them. What did you think of this particular trailer?

As Fox aired the first glimpse of the latest installment of the saga, Attack of the Clones. Joining us now, our resident expert in all things science fiction, Stephen Colbert. Stephen, you've worked with Bradbury, with Huxley, understudied many of them. What did you think of this particular trailer?

No, the new Star Wars trailer. But it's... It's the same trailer you just saw on TV.

No, the new Star Wars trailer. But it's... It's the same trailer you just saw on TV.

So you're really looking forward to this movie? No.

So you're really looking forward to this movie? No.