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John Oliver

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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2317 total appearances

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What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

Yeah, he was.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And you know what?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

The last time I saw him, I think I've told this story before, was he was dying in an old people's home.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And he was definitely not going to be around for long.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And he, my dad left to get the car.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

He was on the ground floor.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And so I just thought I could leave through the door or I could like climb, there was like a little window into a hedge.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And I thought, or I could just like climb out through the window and go through the hedge.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And so I thought, I'll just do the hedge.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

So I looked up the window, climb out, like scratching through into the car park.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

And the last thing I heard him say to me was, you're an idiot.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

That's the last thing your grandfather ever said to you.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

Those are the last things I heard from him out of his mouth was, you're an idiot.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

I remember hearing it as I'm scratching through a hedge going, that went well.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

I'm glad I did that.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

Option B was the right choice.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

You don't get you're an idiot if you walk functionally through a door.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

Who wants that?

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

Yeah, keep it moving.

What Now? with Trevor Noah
John Oliver: The Daily Show, "Ignition" CPR, and Corporate Shit-Stirring

You can see why though, right?