John Oliver

Well, at the time, those charges may have been warranted. I mean, look at the historical record as captured in this file footage from Ellis Island. You can't deny that murderous leprechauns were killing our children. It's a matter of fact.

Well, at the time, those charges may have been warranted. I mean, look at the historical record as captured in this file footage from Ellis Island. You can't deny that murderous leprechauns were killing our children. It's a matter of fact.

Your point in all this?

Your point in all this?

Hope, John. Simple, pure hope. That one day these tubercular, leprous, molesting immigrants can repeat the uniquely American journey of the fiendish green-blooded Irish. From unwanted immigrants to not wanting immigrants. While obviously still taking their orders directly from the Pope. John? Thank you very much, John.

Hope, John. Simple, pure hope. That one day these tubercular, leprous, molesting immigrants can repeat the uniquely American journey of the fiendish green-blooded Irish. From unwanted immigrants to not wanting immigrants. While obviously still taking their orders directly from the Pope. John? Thank you very much, John.

John Hodgman. We'll be right back.

John Hodgman. We'll be right back.

Let's get right to the big story. For months, the country has suffered through divided government, corrosive partisan deadlock. But last week in the Senate, a breakthrough.

Let's get right to the big story. For months, the country has suffered through divided government, corrosive partisan deadlock. But last week in the Senate, a breakthrough.

A complicated bill. So that means this bill is more than just a renewal of the Puppies Are Better Than Hitler Act. Not that that didn't have issues. So what was this bill about?

A complicated bill. So that means this bill is more than just a renewal of the Puppies Are Better Than Hitler Act. Not that that didn't have issues. So what was this bill about?

a comprehensive immigration reform bill.

a comprehensive immigration reform bill.

We must bring millions of people out of the garage and onto the front yards of America where they can. Luis, I told you I needed the driveway clean. I guess is my point. Vote Quimby. All right. How would the country react to this very rare display of statesmanship? But if immigrant groups are angry over the bill, at least that means the anti-immigrant crowd must be pleased.

We must bring millions of people out of the garage and onto the front yards of America where they can. Luis, I told you I needed the driveway clean. I guess is my point. Vote Quimby. All right. How would the country react to this very rare display of statesmanship? But if immigrant groups are angry over the bill, at least that means the anti-immigrant crowd must be pleased.

What do you think of the deal? I think the deal stinks.

What do you think of the deal? I think the deal stinks.

I guess that was Leghorn-esque.

I guess that was Leghorn-esque.