John Oliver

So the left is pissed off. The right is pissed off. And ladies and gentlemen, here comes the president, flanked by his silent wingmen. All right. Here's the plan. We're going to go out there. I'm going to do some immigration talking. Now, if everything goes good, I'll take some questions.

So the left is pissed off. The right is pissed off. And ladies and gentlemen, here comes the president, flanked by his silent wingmen. All right. Here's the plan. We're going to go out there. I'm going to do some immigration talking. Now, if everything goes good, I'll take some questions.

But if anyone sees anything suspicious, like a squirrel or something, we just pivot, turn, and walk away like we rehearsed. Comprehend it? Okay. Let's do it.

But if anyone sees anything suspicious, like a squirrel or something, we just pivot, turn, and walk away like we rehearsed. Comprehend it? Okay. Let's do it.

Hey, is this squirrel following us? So, what is the... Oh, we have the advantage of writing to footage. What is the bill?

Hey, is this squirrel following us? So, what is the... Oh, we have the advantage of writing to footage. What is the bill?

Basically, some immigrants already in the country illegally will have to pay a $5,000 fine, and then the head of their household will make a touchback trip to their home country, at which point they can apply for Z visas to have a chance at gaining permanent legal status within eight years.

Basically, some immigrants already in the country illegally will have to pay a $5,000 fine, and then the head of their household will make a touchback trip to their home country, at which point they can apply for Z visas to have a chance at gaining permanent legal status within eight years.

Or one can apply for a probationary card to stay in the country without permanent status possibilities for four years or until borders are secured. Or you can get a guest worker Y visa, renewable every two years, although there's only 400,000 of those that are capped, based, of course, on market fluctuations, of course.

Or one can apply for a probationary card to stay in the country without permanent status possibilities for four years or until borders are secured. Or you can get a guest worker Y visa, renewable every two years, although there's only 400,000 of those that are capped, based, of course, on market fluctuations, of course.

You understand all that because you're an illegal alien who doesn't speak English very well and lives in fear of deportation. For more on the immigration bill, we turn to Asif Manvi standing by in Washington. Asif, thank you so much for joining us. So, Asif, basically the idea is there are different types of visas. People already on the margins of societies also have to come up with $5,000.

You understand all that because you're an illegal alien who doesn't speak English very well and lives in fear of deportation. For more on the immigration bill, we turn to Asif Manvi standing by in Washington. Asif, thank you so much for joining us. So, Asif, basically the idea is there are different types of visas. People already on the margins of societies also have to come up with $5,000.

This legalization process does not sound easy.

This legalization process does not sound easy.

Asif, obviously, not to get personal, but you yourself were not born here. You're... Brown? I was going to suggest... It's fine, John.

Asif, obviously, not to get personal, but you yourself were not born here. You're... Brown? I was going to suggest... It's fine, John.

Asif... Of course not. Asif... But doesn't this really point out what this bill is? Isn't this bill really about the fact that these immigrants are Mexicans?

Asif... Of course not. Asif... But doesn't this really point out what this bill is? Isn't this bill really about the fact that these immigrants are Mexicans?

You're nodding your head, Asif.

You're nodding your head, Asif.