John Robbins
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So those are the three questions I can ask myself.
So are you going to answer all three of those?
Because how do you answer the first one if you've not?
Well, no, I won't answer the... If I win, but I don't get a world record, I won't answer the first or the last.
Oh, so they'll just slide on by.
Oh, I should ask some more questions, shouldn't I?
Yeah, I think get a few more answers.
John Chafing, did you remember to lube?
Because you always forget one thing before a long run.
Did you forget one thing today?
Usually it's the bot bot.
Bot bot.
I did remember to lube.
I lubed twice.
Once, whilst I was being approached by a media representative from the BBC to tell me that Gabby Logan wanted to interview me, my hands were down my pants with a body glide stick, applying a second coat to the twig, the berries, the inner thigh, the outer buttock, and there's no easy way of saying this, the anus.
You've brought me some ass magic.
I can't wait to use that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Um...