John Robbins

For, in his own words, a man who picks up injuries like an old man falling down a hill.

So Ellis, what have you been up to?

I went to watch the Swans play QPR.

That was actually quite good fun.

But I mean, the standard was very low in the first half.

I went to fly a kite.

I did a stand up at a PTA event because I like to give things back.

And I don't know how this is gone yet, but I tried to come reconnect with the director of an insurance company at a big corporate event.

So it's been quite an up and down week.

But that's not happened yet.

That hasn't happened yet.

So I'm still very nervous about it, which is why I've got my suit and 18 different clothing options in the suitcase.

That's fine, surely.

You know how to come reconnect.

I do know how to come reconnect, but I'm worried that, you know, there's going to be an awful lot of pressure on me.

It's a big old do, Dave.

Is it?

And if I don't get it wrong, I just look like someone who tells lies.

LAUGHTER

Imagine if I just stand up and say, hello.