John Robins

Oh, yeah.

There's something quite nice about Dust.

Hello, everyone.

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do yeah they talk about optimization and they bait clicks they do they do so we need to say why do you think they see death as a glitch in the matrix steve why do you think i film myself nude in a bath

Baiting clicks.

And he's optimising himself.

Dave, I'm gaming the algorithm.

Because if there's one thing I know, it's the algorithm.

Because if you watch one large-chested lady swinging a golf club, the algorithm knows.

Absolutely.

It's true.

It's true.

Also, somehow, if Ellis mentions a horse farting on a podcast you record, the first thing you see when you open up Instagram will be a horse farting, liked by Ellis James.

He actually liked the video, as if to say to the world...

this is who I am.

This is what I'm about.