John Robins

I'll just run there and grab one of them.

So I ran down the mountain, feeling free, and with my last footstep was in an enormous cowpat that went all over my New Balance Hieros.

Cowpats No I'd have gone straight home Yeah I'd have driven straight to the airport in my bare feet We are more forgiving And sued France I would have taken France to court if I'd run down the mountain feeling free from all human suffering and then stood in a dog poo Yeah

It was the universe's way of saying, hey, buddy, we like that you feel free when you run down the mountains with no human suffering.

Exactly.

It's something to do with Scrabble.

Because he's smiling.

Of course.

I witnessed the highest scoring word in Scrabble I have ever seen.

What was the word?

Blithely.

Oh my gosh.

Across two doubles.

So double, double.

Yeah.

Quad score.

All is tiles, creating another double word with the Y at the bottom for a quite astonishing 129 points.

Wow.

Yeah.

I think the most I've ever scored is like 109, 110, and that's rare.