John Zaslow
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You can find each of these sliders where?
In the grocery store, in the freezer aisle.
Bonus, they're all in the same box.
You don't even have to go to the food box.
No, it's one variety box.
It's got them all in it.
Perfect for game day, late nights, or any time you just want something awesomely oniony, satisfying, steamy, and unapologetically cheesy.
White Castle.
Crave thy castle.
Wait a second, he trained you in a leather jacket?
I had to go deep into the closet for this one.
I didn't want to get out of the shower.
Like, I made the shower extra hot this morning, and I just stood there for a good 10 minutes after I got done washing.
I didn't want to get out.
Quite the visual.
I was on ESPN yesterday and I spent a good portion of the start of the show talking about how cold it is here in Miami.
Everyone must have thought I was an asshole.
I don't.
I woke up with two sweaters on and my dog's just chilling.
I don't get it.