John Zaslow

Guys, let me tell you something.

One of the greatest joys of my life was when they finally opened the White Castle in my neighborhood in Phoenix, Arizona.

I lost my mind because I'm so used to eating White Castle at home when I was in New York.

Now I can have it all the time in Phoenix.

But when I come to Miami, there's no White Castle.

So you know what I do?

Go to the freezer aisle because right there...

They got the variety pack with all the great White Castle flavor in there.

You're getting a lot of slider styles.

You're getting classic American cheese.

You're getting jalapeno cheese.

And if you're a bacon lover, you're getting that new cheddar bacon cheese sliders.

The classic cheese gives you all the taste of a great American burger, while jalapeno cheese sliders give a serving of spicy to each bite.

And the new cheddar bacon cheese?

Ha ha ha!

That literally brings home the bacon, folks, with real pieces of bacon in cheddar-flavored cheese.

Guys, I know what you're thinking.

Your mouth is watering.

My mouth is watering just reading this.

That's completely normal.