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Chapter 1: What humorous event is mentioned at the beginning of the episode?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
So this is funny, what just happened and what I'm imagining happened nationally. I don't think we told anybody that we were staying live all four hours. So I imagine the people who usually leave at about 11 o'clock Eastern just left. And right now I'm on YouTube talking to nobody. I believe we didn't inform anybody that this week we are doing live the entire show.
We are not doing anything that is taped, edited, and thrown into the feed. Is there any particular-
You actually just lost viewers. There were 3,333 people here. You said that, and five people left.
Oh, I'm just surprised that anyone's still there. Why would they be there? We're always done. Do we tell anybody?
Stan's the reason. If they were hanging around, they might be excited. Five more people just left. Years for this day. I did whisper in their ear right when we finished the last segment. I was like, hey, guys, we're staying up. We'll be right back. Joe? That's how I said it.
That was Sleepy Joe.
Scranton. It was. A little Scranton. Hey, guys. We'll be right back.
Scranton. Mike Ryan was up at 1 o'clock in the morning watching racing. I don't know if there's been anything more surprising around here in the last five years than Mike Ryan becoming obsessed with racing.
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Chapter 2: Why is Denny Hamlin's recent victory noteworthy?
Cuervo is the thing that turns hanging out into this is the night. It has that effect on people. It does. You usually take the credit for it. But again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it Cuervo. Keep it Cuervo, baby. Howdy, listeners.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about Cracker Barrel?
Also annoying how good Jesus Sanchez is now, that he's not a Marlin. Nah, you're overreacting. If you're the dad... Of the 12-year-old kid, you're seeing it happen right in front of you. Your kid, he thinks that Jesus Sanchez wants to play catch. The kid throws it. It hits him. You immediately see that Jesus Sanchez is uncomfortable. He might be hurt.
If you're the dad, you've got to turn to your kid like, get the hell out of here. Run. Right. Right.
You've injured Toronto's outfielder. You've hit him in the hand. Run. He's writhing in the outfield. And, yeah, I think in that instance you do have to run before security comes and gets you. But I do believe there should be some dispensation. There should be some kindness about the fact that Jesus Sanchez was trying to play catch with the kid. You don't throw a kid out when Sanchez baited him.
Hey, kid, we were playing catch. It's time to start the game now. I'm kind of with the team here. This kid needs to be punished.
Well, he was punished for just tossing a ball to an outfielder who, well, couldn't have asked him to toss the ball because he wasn't in any way expecting the ball. Regardless, when you think of Marlins outfielders, that's not what I do. I say, wow, that five years with Stanton, Yelich, and Ozuna would have been pretty good.
That five-year period where all of them were doing special things, that would have been a good outfield to have down here for a while.
If the MLB approves their new salary cap thing, the Marlins will just have to add $92 million to their payroll to meet the floor. That'll be fun. Saw Abner got suspended for his revolting display.
How long did he get suspended for three pumps against the dugout of the St. Louis Cardinals?
A game.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Pizza Saver invention?
He's so good that it bores him to do this to you. There's not a lot of effort being poured into what it is that he's doing.
I'm embarrassed for the Cardinals that they allowed him to do three suck it crotch chops and did nothing about it.
I'm remiss in not mentioning that just recently or a couple of minutes ago, Serena Williams came out of retirement. Oh. Doubles. Should have probably mentioned. It's still coming out of retirement there. It's doubles.
It's also still doubles. Is that as big as Brock Lesnar returning this past weekend? I felt like a fool. They fooled me. They tricked me. Don't do the shoes in the ring thing if you're going to come back. They tricked me.
You guys told me. You guys said how important that was. Yeah, they tricked me. You guys. You and Zaslow. Hey, I'm not proud of it. I'm 40. They tricked us. You and Zaslow. Those liars. You guys came on here and said after WrestleMania that you were moved by the fact that Brock Lesnar lost and then sat, not sat, knelt in the middle of the ring and placed his shoes on the middle of the mat.
Hit the shoe thing. Yep. He was emotional. He said goodbye. You guys said that that was him retiring. Great career. Way to go, Brock. And seven minutes later, he's back. Before he gets to the locker room, he's decided, yeah, that was all for show. None of that was real. They tricked us.
I'm 45 years old. Wrestling tricked me. They never trick us like that. I am curious, though. Was this a legit thing that they pivoted on, or do you think this was part of the plan the entire time? Great question. My 14-year-old son asked me a couple days ago, yesterday, because Brock Lesnar fought yesterday. He won, by the way. Oh, he took down Obafemi.
Anyway, my son asked me yesterday, do you think this was always the plan, or did they just offer Brock a lot of money? Because Brock loves Brock and wives. Same love, all right? Did Brock come back for the money? Langerous, suggesting a dreamy boredom and delicacy that avoids unnecessary activity.
That's a good word. That's a better word than languid. Entoma?
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