Jon Culshaw

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728 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 10 Jul

Jon Culshaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Northern Home Secretary boycott.

What of the immigration problem?

It's a bloody mess, that's what it is.

Can't keep the buggers from crossing our borders as they keep coming up the M1.

None of them bothered to learn our customs.

Only the other day I rounded up a family of four in a tea shop in Wetherby who were rumbled because they asked for oat milk.

Oh, shame.

Shame.

Excuse me, Mr Byrd.

I'm sorry to interrupt your terribly important meeting.

There is no need to apologise, Deputy Prime Minister Allen.

What is it?

I was thinking maybe I'd be suited to Minister for Education.

What with my experience with the history boys.

A return to proper northern grammar school education from inspirational boozy teachers who get a bit handsy during PE.

I'm sorry, Alan, but we've already appointed Jane MacDonald as Minister for Education.

Too bloody right.

I'm in charge of schools of hard knocks and universities of life.

They'll cruise through it, as I have.

A plucky lass from Wakefield who dreamed of belting out I Will Survive on a P&O liner.

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