Jon Culshaw
speaker
728 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 10 Jul
Jon Culshaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
Trend
recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
Appearances
As my war on the algae enters its second month.
I have erected a fence around the reflecting pool at a modest cost of 300 billion, billion, billion dollars.
But this is just one step, step one of Operation Epic Fungi.
Reopen the waterway.
And to those loser Democrats who say it was the Donald who destroyed the reflecting pool with a botched renovation job, I remind them that once the Donald has bombed every last bit of stinking, slimy sludge out of that reflecting pool to smitheroonies, I will have delivered on yet another of my campaign promises to drain the swamp.
You're watching Sky TV.
You may have seen this week that Nicola Sturgeon is to take part in a new reality TV thriller called The War Game.
And that's not the only new TV show she's making for us.
Look, what I would say is hello and welcome to Oblivious, the game show where contestants can win a huge array of luxury domestic goods as long as they don't notice them.
I can't think why they asked me to host.
Now, our first contestant is Maureen from Fife.
Hi, Nicola.
OK, Maureen, you sit yourself down there in front of the conveyor belt and let's see how many of these items you can be oblivious to.
A Karcher K7 pressure washer, priced £470.
A Miel CM6300 copy machine, priced £1,299.
A Beatles special edition fountain pen and rollerball, priced £1,475.
Okay, Maurice, how many of the items you just saw with your own eyes did you actually notice?
Maureen, no one believes a word of what you just said, but that doesn't matter on this show, so the items are yours to keep.
Congratulations!
Yes!
Showing 461–480 of 728 · page 24 of 37
← Previous
Next →