Jon Culshaw

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728 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 10 Jul

Jon Culshaw’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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You see, I have transmogrified from being a low-energy weirdo to a low-energy weirdo with a mojo to a low-energy weirdo with aggro.

I am now using my position to flow that aggro at those that displease me.

Would you like to feel the rough side of my tongue?

Not especially.

Because I keep my tongue here in my Wellington boot.

As you can see, it is a tongue of an otter.

Seems rather cruel.

It is not, because it is still attached to the otter.

So where has all this newfound aggression come from?

I was greatly buoyed by the result of the Aberdeen South by-election because I have huge affinity with the peepholes of Scotland.

The people of Scotland?

Hang on, did you say peepholes?

Oh, yes, I carry one with me at all times to peep through.

Here it is.

Is that...?

A hole I've drilled in a haggis, yes.

I can see you through it, Chris, and I can also see a future for the Conservative Party in which we are still nowhere near power.

Kemi Batenock, thank you.

My bra is a set of bagpipes.

Oh, Laura, forgive me.

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