Jon Culshaw

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728 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 10 Jul

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Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4 · Dead Ringers: Ep3. Heat, Hydration, and Harry Kane · 3 Jul 2026 podcast

So now I'm delighted to be stepping into the breach.

Hit it!

Bless my soul, Keir was on a roll Smashing Rishi's party up in every single poll Bong, Big Ben, Keir's in number ten With Lammy, Reeves and Rayner as my gang of merry men Freezing the aged, what a brilliant move Robbed the disabled, now I'm in the groove Losing the locals, don't you fear Watch my majority disappear

Now, when I became leader, I knew I had to get real.

Our party was divided.

It was my job to heal.

I had to do it quickly with no ifs or buts.

So I healed us by booting Jezza Corbyn in the nuts.

I won a massive mandate and I proved my worth by breaking every promise that I've made since birth.

performing as many U-turns as the day is long, and sacking McSweeney when things went wrong.

And who'd have thought it wouldn't be a great idea to hire Epstein's bestie?

But let's be clear, I knew nothing about Mandy.

Well, I did.

But you see, I wasn't told.

Or was I?

It's a mystery to me.

So bless my soul.

Now the bell doth toll.

Nothing left for me to do but sign on for the dole.

Wins are scarce.

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