Jon DelCollo
speaker
448 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Jon DelCollo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I thought you were doing your hair in the bathroom. Yeah, I had to put a hat over it. It didn't turn out great. He's in there, oh, this has gone bad. I got a hat! What do you use? What's the product in the hair? I just put a little Moroccan oil in it when I get out of the shower, you know? Oil of Argon, whatever you get at Target. Oil of Argon. Some shit like that.
Sounds like something from fucking Star Trek. Whatever I'm using ain't working, all right? A little Klingon jizz, get it going.
Yeah, I get about four good hair days a year.
What do you mean? You're killing it. Yeah, my shit curls up. It's steaming up under here as we speak. I'm going to have fucking dreadlocks again when I take my hat off.
No, no, no, no. I had dreads in an eyebrow ring my freshman year of college.
That's a guy. Well, thanks for coming in.
Oh, no.
That was a big part of it. Bob Marley's greatest hits got me. I saw a Lil Wayne's Crepe episode at the right time in my life. Sure, and it hit you.
I'm sure a lot of people did. Yeah, a lot of people did. It was, I guess, senior year of high school. I was like, I'm not even fucking around. I saw Lil Wayne with dreads for the first time. That's a big swing for senior year of high school. How about some cornrows? Well, I couldn't do it in school, so I had to wait until the summer.
I had a Puerto Rican chick partition my hair off, and I ordered a kit on the internet that I put beeswax in. Dreads for white dudes? Comes with free patchouli oil or whatever? And they were not great. And you just don't wash your hair? There was a special shampoo in the little kit that I bought. They stunk physically, metaphorically, every way you can think of them stinking.
I think three months.
Not much about it. They were pretty happy to see me looking like a skinhead when they got back from my little sister's basketball game one day.
I still am. Were you writing any rap lyrics at the time? I was freestyling a little bit. Don't know if I was writing anything down. Had to come off the dome.
You get drunk, you freestyle with your friends. Sure.
No, I respect it.
Brothers, sisters. Older sister, younger sister. How far apart are they? Five years each. Five years each? Yeah, so they're ten years apart and they're like best friends. Really? Yeah, I'm out of the mix. And you guys grew up in a house? Yeah, I guess you would call it a single family home on this program. Sure, we would. I will say it was a neighborhood of row homes. Okay.
Our house was in the middle of the block, not only connected on one side, and in between our house and the next house was a shared driveway. Okay. Wait. One garage or no garage? No garage. It just led to the backyards. It was basically like an alleyway. No one parked in there. That's our people running from the cops. No garage. You ran down the alleyway.
Talking to the cops.
A freestanding building. Where a family who loves each other. A townhouse doesn't qualify as a loving home.
What did your dad do? My dad, at one point, he owned an accessibility company. He sold wheelchair ramps, that kind of stuff. At that one point. Yeah, that wasn't a good week. That wasn't the whole time. Okay. And then he eventually sold life insurance after that. What happened to the business?
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