Jon DelCollo
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Since February? Yeah. All right. I can't wait to get some time.
Since February? Yeah. All right. I can't wait to get some time.
My sheath takes care of that, dude. I fucking...
My sheath takes care of that, dude. I fucking...
i'm good are you saying the same thing it's been eight days since you've i exploded only i i've i've been trying to do this for like seven years this is like a testosterone spike allegedly eight i'm on eight right now it's pretty clear but yeah yeah dude i i now it's like punching the brick wall before you got here it's it's i'm just like it's only my wife can release me i i cannot bear to masturbate myself i like the game of saving it for mommy for sure
i'm good are you saying the same thing it's been eight days since you've i exploded only i i've i've been trying to do this for like seven years this is like a testosterone spike allegedly eight i'm on eight right now it's pretty clear but yeah yeah dude i i now it's like punching the brick wall before you got here it's it's i'm just like it's only my wife can release me i i cannot bear to masturbate myself i like the game of saving it for mommy for sure
good to tell her too but every once in a while she's on a work call and this has to happen now that's that's when you have to supplement the energy and learn once you flip that switch where you go like this energy's good before i'd go this is bad i shouldn't feel like this now i'm going like this is how i am supposed to feel clean something like you clean out your car yep that'll really like just take the edge off a little bit okay all right dude i'm telling you i just tell her i wake up in the morning i say babe i don't know if today's the day it's okay if it's not but
good to tell her too but every once in a while she's on a work call and this has to happen now that's that's when you have to supplement the energy and learn once you flip that switch where you go like this energy's good before i'd go this is bad i shouldn't feel like this now i'm going like this is how i am supposed to feel clean something like you clean out your car yep that'll really like just take the edge off a little bit okay all right dude i'm telling you i just tell her i wake up in the morning i say babe i don't know if today's the day it's okay if it's not but
Just feel it. See where I'm at. She goes, my God. I go, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, let's see how it gets bigger tomorrow. On a serious note, it's like, I think the best thing you can possibly do in a long-term relationship, because if you have the goon escape latch, it fucks your whole, you can't exist like that.
Just feel it. See where I'm at. She goes, my God. I go, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, let's see how it gets bigger tomorrow. On a serious note, it's like, I think the best thing you can possibly do in a long-term relationship, because if you have the goon escape latch, it fucks your whole, you can't exist like that.
Well, if you come to conflict, if you have the escape latch, it allows you to just be like, whatever. And you slowly drift apart. Yes. But now if we're at odds by any means, I have to hash it out because it's like...
Well, if you come to conflict, if you have the escape latch, it allows you to just be like, whatever. And you slowly drift apart. Yes. But now if we're at odds by any means, I have to hash it out because it's like...
that's that's the teat bro i'm like a baby on the teat that's my only that's my lifeline so and it makes you like dude after like seven days your babe just becomes like a goddess you're just like oh my god i mean after three days if you like brush against her in the kitchen you're like put the baby to bed we have to go fucking three days they're the enemy you gotta get through that three days ago why the fuck did you do this to me do you not care about me at all
that's that's the teat bro i'm like a baby on the teat that's my only that's my lifeline so and it makes you like dude after like seven days your babe just becomes like a goddess you're just like oh my god i mean after three days if you like brush against her in the kitchen you're like put the baby to bed we have to go fucking three days they're the enemy you gotta get through that three days ago why the fuck did you do this to me do you not care about me at all
You're doing this to yourself. I'm telling you, I've matured. I flipped the switch. Now I just go, babe, dude. I had her literally the morning. I said, just charge me up. Charge me up. I'm your toy soldier. Spin my top. Send me right out in the world. Wow. And I hit the Home Depot parking lot like, I'm a country.
You're doing this to yourself. I'm telling you, I've matured. I flipped the switch. Now I just go, babe, dude. I had her literally the morning. I said, just charge me up. Charge me up. I'm your toy soldier. Spin my top. Send me right out in the world. Wow. And I hit the Home Depot parking lot like, I'm a country.
Dude, I feel like at this point, I could watch The Notebook with my wife and be like, fuck, babe, this is so fucking good right now. I would build you that house, even though you're having sex with that other guy for 10 years. Yeah, dude, it's been... I can't recommend it enough. Off the goonage. Just totally off the goonage. They say if things are free, you're the product.
Dude, I feel like at this point, I could watch The Notebook with my wife and be like, fuck, babe, this is so fucking good right now. I would build you that house, even though you're having sex with that other guy for 10 years. Yeah, dude, it's been... I can't recommend it enough. Off the goonage. Just totally off the goonage. They say if things are free, you're the product.
I would never put myself in that position.
I would never put myself in that position.