Jon Lovett

In the oddest forms these days.

That's right.

So if you can't afford Trump's billion dollar Board of Peace fee, don't worry, you can still buy a pardon for a few million bucks.

Last week, Trump pardoned a Venezuelan banker charged with felony bribery after his daughter donated $2.5 million to Trump's super PAC.

He pardoned another convicted fraudster for the second time.

After Trump commuted her sentence in 2021, she committed fraud again.

Guess she learned her lesson.

She was convicted again in 2024.

She did learn her lesson.

And it's fine.

And then Trump just pardoned her again.

And then because the president cares so much about drug trafficking, he commuted the sentence of a guy who was convicted of dealing meth.

just happened to be the son of a Trump-loving Republican congressman.

So that's why that happened.

I feel like those drug boats from Venezuela might have a better chance if they just carry a bunch of cash with them.

Let all the drones in the sky know, like, we have money for you, Mr. Trump.

Take this.

You know what that reminded me of too?

Have you seen these comments from Tom Tillis over the last week?

So he's like, this Greenland thing is crazy.