Jonah Birenbaum

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2,092 appearances 11 recordings 1 series first heard May 2025 last heard 6d ago

Jonah Birenbaum’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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recordings per month · last 12 months
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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Oct 2025 with 3.

Appearances

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Oh, you know, just slow dancing in a burning room. voice-verified
How are you, pal? voice-verified
I always have eyes on you, okay? voice-verified
I'm like Santa Claus. voice-verified
I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. voice-verified
Don't think that you're ever doing anything that's a little bit more. voice-verified
Elf on the shelf, voice-verified
Elf on the shelf, voice-verified
December hits, you would trade you would sell your soul for eighteen innings of meaningless baseball. voice-verified
It's funny, like I texted my dad last night. voice-verified
I was like, So no Jays and no football on a Tuesday. voice-verified
I was like, What the hell did you do last night? voice-verified
And his answer was essentially essentially, I just stared at the walls, right? voice-verified
So yeah, uh enjoy it while you can. voice-verified
It's still baseball. voice-verified
And you get to watch, you know, Max Scherzer, maybe uh, you know, doing his his swan song. voice-verified
I do wonder. voice-verified
If he like throws up seven, eight strikeouts today, maybe there's a chance they bring him on in relief on Sunday. voice-verified
Now that's kind of dependent on how many strikeouts Verlander gets in his final Major League appearance on Saturday. voice-verified
But if he's within striking distance on the final day of the season, I wonder if they just give him a shot and say, leave it all out there, Mad Max. voice-verified
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