Jonathan Wilson

I was alerted to the problem, firstly by her scream and secondly by the horrendous smell when she opened the cupboard door.

Because worm tea does smell disgusting.

But it didn't blow the cupboard door off.

It didn't blow the bloody doors off, no.

It went everywhere.

And so I did the thing that we all do.

I sort of thought, it's fine.

I'll wipe it down.

It'll be okay.

So I emptied that cupboard under the sink.

It was all the tins of...

stuff you know things to cleaning products that's what i'm talking about there's cloths cloths and domestics dishwasher tablets yeah exactly so i'm wiping all that down it's not really it's getting the thick off it's not really getting in there we've got one of those they're called cookers the things that give you boiling hot water immediately right

And they'd all gone behind that.

And so I couldn't really get in there.

So in the end, I had to call a plumber to come out to take the cooker off so I could get in behind that.

He then has to stand there while I'm utterly humiliating, kind of on my knees, scrubbing the back wall under the sink.

And then finally, when my wife is a fastidious woman, when she says, well, I don't think you're going to get any cleaner than that, then he can screw the thing back on.

But then of course it still stinks.

So there was then this sort of awful sort of four week period where we had to have the cupboard doors open, all the windows open.

It's sort of an open plan sort of kitchen, dining room, study, sitting room.