Jonathan Wilson

But the problem is that it generates gas.

And if you don't sort of every now and again, just take the top off, let the gas out, it could, as it did once, explode, which is very, very messy.

I sort of got into my head, oh, I'm going to be away.

I'm going to be in Norway for three days.

I'm going to Argentina for two and a half weeks.

My wife, A, she won't want to do it, and B, she won't remember to do it.

I'd better go and sort of release the gas from the worm fertilizer.

So there I was on my balcony about 11 p.m.

unscrewing the caps from worm fertilizer to let the gas out.

No, it's not carbonated.

It's sort of quite a sad... I'm thinking of the carbonated worms.

It's sort of just got a sad little sigh, sort of... Oh, okay.

That would be awful on a number of levels, yes.

LAUGHTER

Tragic, but also comic.

I'd made the mistake of storing the worm tea, as it's called, under the sink.

It just keeps getting better.

This keeps getting better.

It was my wife who found it.

I think it's fair to say she wasn't happy.