Jonquilyn Hill

Yeah. Do you think this qualifies?

Yeah. Do you think this qualifies?

So I have a feeling you think Michael will not take kindly to this prank.

So I have a feeling you think Michael will not take kindly to this prank.

Yeah. So at this point, Iris has had several rosé jello shots. Oh, that's great. And she's remembering how funny the Photoshop picture of her family is and how much she loves it now. And Teddy's her work bestie, which is the most sacred of relationships when you're 22. So Iris says, go forth. I'll keep your secret. Do you think this is a good idea? Yeah.

Yeah. So at this point, Iris has had several rosé jello shots. Oh, that's great. And she's remembering how funny the Photoshop picture of her family is and how much she loves it now. And Teddy's her work bestie, which is the most sacred of relationships when you're 22. So Iris says, go forth. I'll keep your secret. Do you think this is a good idea? Yeah.

My name's Bennett and I ain't in it. Yeah. So the next day is Saturday and it's the kind of typical Saturday morning after a party. Everyone is sort of barely conscious. The townhouse is immaculate, though, because of Michael's post-party protocol, which is called post-party protocol. Iris is watching Michael perform the second part of his inspection.

My name's Bennett and I ain't in it. Yeah. So the next day is Saturday and it's the kind of typical Saturday morning after a party. Everyone is sort of barely conscious. The townhouse is immaculate, though, because of Michael's post-party protocol, which is called post-party protocol. Iris is watching Michael perform the second part of his inspection.

When she sees his spine sort of stiffen, a second later, he drops his cup of coffee. Oh. Blake, who's been hanging out on the couch with Iris, is like, babe, what just happened? Because Michael doesn't drop things. Michael turns toward Blake and Iris. He's as white as a sheet. It's gone, Michael says. Iris starts kind of like sinking into the couch. She's like, I'm not here.

When she sees his spine sort of stiffen, a second later, he drops his cup of coffee. Oh. Blake, who's been hanging out on the couch with Iris, is like, babe, what just happened? Because Michael doesn't drop things. Michael turns toward Blake and Iris. He's as white as a sheet. It's gone, Michael says. Iris starts kind of like sinking into the couch. She's like, I'm not here.

And Michael's like, the statue of Noodle, it's gone. Blake's like, oh, is that all? Michael is apoplectic. He's like, is that all? Is that all? What do you mean, is that all? Did you not hear me? It's gone. Someone stole it. Blake's like, honey, I don't think anyone would steal that statue. It probably just fell behind the bookcase or something.

And Michael's like, the statue of Noodle, it's gone. Blake's like, oh, is that all? Michael is apoplectic. He's like, is that all? Is that all? What do you mean, is that all? Did you not hear me? It's gone. Someone stole it. Blake's like, honey, I don't think anyone would steal that statue. It probably just fell behind the bookcase or something.

Iris is like, yeah, it's probably behind the bookcase.

Iris is like, yeah, it's probably behind the bookcase.

You and Iris are actually on the exact same wavelength here. So Iris just kind of keeps her mouth shut and helps Michael when he asks her for help searching the area around the bookcase. She helps him when he widens the search to the living room. She helps him when he widens the search to the dining room and the kitchen. Within an hour, they have searched the entire townhouse.

You and Iris are actually on the exact same wavelength here. So Iris just kind of keeps her mouth shut and helps Michael when he asks her for help searching the area around the bookcase. She helps him when he widens the search to the living room. She helps him when he widens the search to the dining room and the kitchen. Within an hour, they have searched the entire townhouse.

And as Iris expected, the statue doesn't turn up. Blake cares no more than he did an hour ago. When Michael returns to the living room, Blake very gently is like, babe, we can just buy another one. I'm pretty sure it's from West Elm. But do you have anything in your house that you're just like maybe a little too attached to?

And as Iris expected, the statue doesn't turn up. Blake cares no more than he did an hour ago. When Michael returns to the living room, Blake very gently is like, babe, we can just buy another one. I'm pretty sure it's from West Elm. But do you have anything in your house that you're just like maybe a little too attached to?

Something that if it was gone, you would just be like, I know I'm not acting rationally, but I'm so upset. Oh, girl, all types of stuff.

Something that if it was gone, you would just be like, I know I'm not acting rationally, but I'm so upset. Oh, girl, all types of stuff.