Jonquilyn Hill

No, that's real. So Michael burst into tears after this. Oh, oh, Michael. And at this point, Iris is like, I got to get out of here. She has done enough fake searching that she feels able to go safely hide in her room at this point.

No, that's real. So Michael burst into tears after this. Oh, oh, Michael. And at this point, Iris is like, I got to get out of here. She has done enough fake searching that she feels able to go safely hide in her room at this point.

As soon as she's in her room, she checks the partiful invite and sees that Michael has just written a post that starts with, I have been a victim of a crime in my own home. And ends with, I will find you and report you to the proper authorities. Michael has also replied to his own post with a photo of his tear-stained face so that the thief can see the emotional damage that they've brought.

As soon as she's in her room, she checks the partiful invite and sees that Michael has just written a post that starts with, I have been a victim of a crime in my own home. And ends with, I will find you and report you to the proper authorities. Michael has also replied to his own post with a photo of his tear-stained face so that the thief can see the emotional damage that they've brought.

Iris is panicking. She texts Teddy, who seemingly isn't awake yet. And Michael is starting to go vigilante mode. He spends an hour squirreled away in his office and emerges with bloodshot eyes and a stack of posters that have clearly been hastily designed on Canva. The poster includes an image of the statue, an image of Noodle for reference, and it offers a $250 reward for any information.

Iris is panicking. She texts Teddy, who seemingly isn't awake yet. And Michael is starting to go vigilante mode. He spends an hour squirreled away in his office and emerges with bloodshot eyes and a stack of posters that have clearly been hastily designed on Canva. The poster includes an image of the statue, an image of Noodle for reference, and it offers a $250 reward for any information.

Not even the return of the statue, just information. At what point do you think a prank becomes a crime? When there's bloodshed. That's a good line to draw. Yeah. Yeah. So Iris makes up a birthday party she has to attend that night so she doesn't get roped into spending her Saturday night posting flyers for a statue that costs like $75 max.

Not even the return of the statue, just information. At what point do you think a prank becomes a crime? When there's bloodshed. That's a good line to draw. Yeah. Yeah. So Iris makes up a birthday party she has to attend that night so she doesn't get roped into spending her Saturday night posting flyers for a statue that costs like $75 max.

And it's as she's leaving for her party that Teddy finally texts her back and she calls him as soon as she's a block away from the house.

And it's as she's leaving for her party that Teddy finally texts her back and she calls him as soon as she's a block away from the house.

I'm not about to play with y'all. Iris is like, dude, you have to return the statue. Michael's freaking out. And at first, Teddy's like, you're just not used to pulling pranks. It's fine. This always happens. But then Iris makes him check the partiful where a witch hunt is currently ensuing. Only one lone voice of reason has commented, maybe it was just a prank.

I'm not about to play with y'all. Iris is like, dude, you have to return the statue. Michael's freaking out. And at first, Teddy's like, you're just not used to pulling pranks. It's fine. This always happens. But then Iris makes him check the partiful where a witch hunt is currently ensuing. Only one lone voice of reason has commented, maybe it was just a prank.

To which Michael has responded, anyone who knows me knows that I do not like pranks.

To which Michael has responded, anyone who knows me knows that I do not like pranks.

What do you think are Iris and Teddy's options here?

What do you think are Iris and Teddy's options here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's a tertiary friend.

Yeah, he's a tertiary friend.